Friday Five – The most insane keynote you’ll ever see
Guest appearances from the Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Maroon 5 and Big Bird. Also including David Bowie and Pokemon. Eclectic mix for certain
The January gloom has descended on JAX Towers. Or maybe
it’s just the London fog in general, we’re not sure. But there are
still a few nice things to savour this month, such as Qualcomm’s
truly bonkers CES keynote, Eric Schmidt’s unexpected North Korean
holiday and the return to of two old friends.
1. That Qualcomm keynote at CES
It’s difficult to know where to start here. Amidst the array
of snazzy devices shown off at CES 2013, there was this -
the Qualcomm keynote. With this being the
first non-Microsoft keynote in the conference’s history, Qualcomm
brought out the big hitters to get their Born Mobile message
While Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer’s enthusiasm wasn’t out of
the ordinary (if anything it was low key for him), the appearances
of director Guillermo Del Toro, the Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Big
Bird were slightly unexpected.
We’re just trying to picture the whiteboard session that took
place in planning it. You can relive the highlights from it in The
Verge’s hilarious montage. Cringeworthy for sure, but it got people
Oh and it provided this gif of Ballmer chasing a
2. Lego’s awesome customer service
A heartwarming story here. Seven year-old Luka Apps couldn’t
wait to spend his Christmas money on the latest Ninjago Ultrasonic
Raider set. Like most seven year-olds, Luka didn’t want to part
with his newly bought toy and took it to the supermarket, despite
his father telling him to leave it behind.
Inevitably, the toy went AWOL during the shopping trip.
Luka’s father advised him to email LEGO to see if they could help
Here’s LEGO’s superbly thought-out reply to
3. Eric Schmidt North Korean trip
Generating plenty of column inches this week has been Google
Chairman Eric Schmidt’s trip to the isolated nation. The four day
visit to the single-party state has created controversy, with many
speculating over the Google’s boss secretive trip.
Speaking to reporters at Beijing airport, Schmidt had a stark
warning for North Korea and urged them to adopt a more open
As the world becomes increasingly connected, their decision to
be virtually isolated is very much going to affect their physical
world, their economic growth and so forth, and it will make it
harder for them to catch up economically…
Once the internet starts, citizens in a country can certainly
build on top of it, but the government has to do
They have to make it possible for people to use the internet,
which the government in North Korea has not yet done. It’s their
choice now, and in my view it’s time now for them to start or they
will remain behind.
4. Bowie’s back
The Thin White Duke returned on his birthday completely out
of the blue to deliver his first single in over a decade, ‘Where
Are We Now’. It split the office down the middle. Run of the mill
ballad it may be, but we’re glad that one of pop music’s greatest
icons is still wanting to make music at 66.
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This return is welcomed even more, considering
Bowie’s 2002 predictions about the future of
music, as discussed on The Next Web. Sure,
copyright isn’t dead just yet as he predicted, but he wasn’t far
5. Pokemon X & Y
And finally… after nine “generations” of games, 15 films
and endless merchandise, you might be forgiven for thinking that
the Pokemon series has overstayed its welcome. Yet the games still
sell in their millions, and the next set, announced for
the 3DS earlier this week, look like another pair
For the first time in the series’ history, Pokemon X and Y
are finally making the full transition to 3D – both in battles and
outside – marking an end to its distinctive, albeit dated, sprites.
Hopefully the move to three dimensions will bring further shake-ups
to a series that has essentially been the same game for over a
Of the game’s new Pokemon so far revealed, the bets are two
new ‘legendary’ Pokemon shaped like an X and a Y – yes, just like
the title. No doubt further mind-blowing revelations will come to
light before the games’ worldwide October launch.